Does That Make Sense?
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I work with someone who always ends explanations with “does that make sense?” and I’ve realized it’s not actually a question. It feels more like a checkpoint you’re expected to pass.

They’ll explain something in a way that almost makes sense, but not quite, and then immediately ask it before I’ve had time to process anything. There’s always a very small window where I could say no, but it feels like a trap. If I say no, I have to explain what part didn’t make sense, and I don’t even fully understand it yet.

So I just say yes. Everyone says yes. Sometimes someone hesitates for a second like they’re thinking about being honest, but then they also say yes.

And then we move on.

The problem is that whatever they explained continues to not make sense later, but now it’s too far removed to bring it back up. So it just becomes one of those things everyone is quietly working around.

Every once in a while, someone will reference it again, and you can tell nobody really understands it, but everyone still acts like they do.

At this point, “does that make sense?” doesn’t feel like a question anymore. It feels like a moment where we all agree to pretend.

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