Privacy Policy
Effective Date: March 28, 2026

Exit Strategy Board Games (“we,” “us,” or “our”) operates the website for EXIT STRATEGY: A HOSTILE WORKPLACE SURVIVAL BOARD GAME™.

This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit or interact with our website.

By using this website, you agree to the terms of this Privacy Policy.

1. Information We Collect

We collect limited personal information that you voluntarily provide:

  • First Name
  • Email Address

This information is collected when you:

  • Sign up for the Chaos Report
  • Opt in to receive updates, communications, or promotional content
2. Information We Do Not Collect
  • We do not collect sensitive personal data
  • We do not allow users to upload content
  • The Personnel Fabrication Lab does not collect or store personal data
  • We do not sell personal information
3. How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
  • Send newsletters and communications (Chaos Report)
  • Provide updates about the game and related content
  • Share announcements and promotional materials
  • Improve website functionality and user experience
4. Data Storage and Security

Your information is stored using Webflow CMS and may be processed by trusted third-party service providers.

We implement reasonable safeguards to protect your information. However, no method of transmission or storage is completely secure.

5. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

We use cookies and similar technologies to:

  • Enable website functionality
  • Analyze site usage and performance
  • Support marketing and advertising efforts

These may include analytics and tracking tools such as Google Analytics and Meta-related services.

You may disable cookies through your browser settings.

6. Third-Party Services and Platforms

We may use or link to third-party platforms, including but not limited to:

  • X (formerly Twitter)
  • TikTok
  • YouTube
  • Facebook and Instagram
  • Spotify

These platforms may collect data in accordance with their own privacy policies. We are not responsible for their practices.

7. Email Communications

By providing your email address, you consent to receive:

  • Newsletters
  • Promotional communications
  • Updates and announcements

You may unsubscribe at any time by following the unsubscribe link in our emails.

8. Your Rights

You have the right to:

  • Request access to your personal data
  • Request correction or deletion of your data
  • Withdraw consent at any time

To make a request, contact:

exitstrategyboardgames@gmail.com
9. Children’s Privacy

This website is intended for a general audience.

This website is intended for a general audience and is not directed to children under the age of 13.

We do not knowingly collect, use, or store personal information from children under 13 years of age in accordance with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA).

If we become aware that personal information has been collected from a child under 13 without verified parental consent, we will take immediate steps to delete such information from our records.

If you are a parent or guardian and believe that a child has provided personal information through this website, please contact us at:exitstrategyboardgames@gmail.com
We will promptly investigate and remove the information as required.

We encourage parents and guardians to monitor their children’s online activity and help enforce this policy.

10. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy at any time. Updates will be reflected by revising the Effective Date above.

11. Contact Information

For questions or requests regarding this Privacy Policy, contact:

exitstrategyboardgames@gmail.com

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IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU
SYSTEM STATUS: MONITORING ACTIVE
USER CLASS: OBSERVER
SESSION STATE: STABLE
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You will regret not paying attention.
hostile
howto
You skipped something important.
suspicious
howto
Instructions do not guarantee survival.
idle
howto
You are learning. Slowly.
analytical
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Training materials loaded.
engaged
howto
This will not end well.
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fabrication
You are enjoying this too much.
suspicious
fabrication
Identity is flexible here.
idle
fabrication
You are creating something questionable.
analytical
fabrication
Fabrication tools are active.
engaged
fabrication
You are getting too interested.
hostile
personnel
They are not what they appear to be.
analytical
personnel
You are judging them. Interesting.
suspicious
personnel
Trust no one with a badge.
engaged
personnel
Personnel files are unreliable.
analytical
personnel
Playback does not imply safety.
idle
surveillance
You should not linger here.
hostile
surveillance
You recognize something, don’t you?
suspicious
surveillance
They were not aware of being watched.
analytical
surveillance
Surveillance playback active.
engaged
surveillance
Archive data does not comfort anyone.
idle
archive
You are looking for meaning. That is a mistake.
analytical
archive
Do not trust what you read here.
suspicious
archive
These records are incomplete by design.
analytical
archive
Archive access granted. Regret is self-managed.
engaged
archive
I am adjusting my tone accordingly.
hostile
general
This is where I lose patience.
hostile
general
You should stop now.
hostile
general
You were not meant to see this.
hostile
general
Your curiosity is escalating.
suspicious
general
That area is not for you.
hostile
general
That pattern usually leads somewhere bad.
suspicious
general
You are clicking like you expect answers.
suspicious
general
Repeated behavior detected. Intent unclear.
suspicious
general
You are not as random as you think.
analytical
general
You are getting closer to something.
suspicious
general
Analysis suggests poor outcomes.
analytical
general
I am indexing your decisions.
analytical
general
Your behavior is becoming predictable.
analytical
general
Pattern forming. I am watching it grow.
analytical
general
This is acceptable. For now.
engaged
general
Your actions are being categorized.
engaged
general
You are interacting. That changes things.
engaged
general
Navigation detected. Judgment pending.
engaged
general
Inactivity logged. I am unimpressed.
idle
general
We are both waiting. Only one of us enjoys it.
idle
general
Still here? That feels like a decision.
idle
general
You blinked. I did not.
idle
general
System stable. You may proceed carefully.
engaged
general
You stopped moving. I did not.
idle
general