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Effective Date: March 28, 20261.
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By accessing or using this website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.If you do not agree to these Terms, you must not use this website.2. Ownership and Intellectual Property
EXIT STRATEGY: A HOSTILE WORKPLACE SURVIVAL BOARD GAME™
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Limitation of LiabilityTo the fullest extent permitted by law, Exit Strategy Board Games, Mary Allen, and Susan Peltier shall not be liable for any damages, including but not limited to:Direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damagesLoss of data, profits, revenue, or business opportunitiesClaims arising from use or inability to use the websiteClaims based on interpretation or misuse of contentClaims related to any perceived resemblance to real persons or entitiesIn no event shall total liability exceed one hundred U.S. dollars (USD $100).12. IndemnificationYou agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless:Exit Strategy Board GamesMary AllenSusan PeltierFrom and against any claims, damages, liabilities, losses, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from:Your use or misuse of the websiteYour violation of these TermsAny actions taken based on website content13. Arbitration and Class Action WaiverBinding ArbitrationAny dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to these Terms or your use of the website shall be resolved exclusively through binding arbitration, except where prohibited by law.Arbitration shall take place in the State of Colorado and be conducted by a neutral arbitrator under applicable rules.No Class ActionsYou agree that any disputes shall be brought solely in your individual capacity and not as part of any class, collective, or representative action.You waive any right to participate in any class action lawsuit or class-wide arbitration.ExceptionsNothing in this section prevents us from seeking:Injunctive or equitable reliefEnforcement of intellectual property rightsRelief in small claims courtOpt-Out OptionYou may opt out of arbitration within 30 days of first use by contacting:exitstrategyboardgames@gmail.com14. 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WARNING: THIS IS A HOSTILE WORKPLACE ADVENTURE BOARD GAME. WE ARE WATCHING YOU.
Perfect. Bob loves initiative—it makes tracking easier. This has been filed under ‘interesting decisions,’ and Bob is officially... watching you. 😎
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BOB
IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU
SYSTEM STATUS: MONITORING ACTIVE
USER CLASS: OBSERVER
SESSION STATE: STABLE
Dock message will appear here.
You will regret not paying attention.
hostile
howto
You skipped something important.
suspicious
howto
Instructions do not guarantee survival.
idle
howto
You are learning. Slowly.
analytical
howto
Training materials loaded.
engaged
howto
This will not end well.
hostile
fabrication
You are enjoying this too much.
suspicious
fabrication
Identity is flexible here.
idle
fabrication
You are creating something questionable.
analytical
fabrication
Fabrication tools are active.
engaged
fabrication
You are getting too interested.
hostile
personnel
They are not what they appear to be.
analytical
personnel
You are judging them. Interesting.
suspicious
personnel
Trust no one with a badge.
engaged
personnel
Personnel files are unreliable.
analytical
personnel
Playback does not imply safety.
idle
surveillance
You should not linger here.
hostile
surveillance
You recognize something, don’t you?
suspicious
surveillance
They were not aware of being watched.
analytical
surveillance
Surveillance playback active.
engaged
surveillance
Archive data does not comfort anyone.
idle
archive
You are looking for meaning. That is a mistake.
analytical
archive
Do not trust what you read here.
suspicious
archive
These records are incomplete by design.
analytical
archive
Archive access granted. Regret is self-managed.
engaged
archive
I am adjusting my tone accordingly.
hostile
general
This is where I lose patience.
hostile
general
You should stop now.
hostile
general
You were not meant to see this.
hostile
general
Your curiosity is escalating.
suspicious
general
That area is not for you.
hostile
general
That pattern usually leads somewhere bad.
suspicious
general
You are clicking like you expect answers.
suspicious
general
Repeated behavior detected. Intent unclear.
suspicious
general
You are not as random as you think.
analytical
general
You are getting closer to something.
suspicious
general
Analysis suggests poor outcomes.
analytical
general
I am indexing your decisions.
analytical
general
Your behavior is becoming predictable.
analytical
general
Pattern forming. I am watching it grow.
analytical
general
This is acceptable. For now.
engaged
general
Your actions are being categorized.
engaged
general
You are interacting. That changes things.
engaged
general
Navigation detected. Judgment pending.
engaged
general
Inactivity logged. I am unimpressed.
idle
general
We are both waiting. Only one of us enjoys it.
idle
general
Still here? That feels like a decision.
idle
general
You blinked. I did not.
idle
general
System stable. You may proceed carefully.
engaged
general
You stopped moving. I did not.
idle
general