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Let Me Share My Screen
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I was in a meeting where someone said, “Let me share my screen,” and everything slowed down immediately. There was a pause while they tried to find the button, then another pause while they picked the wrong screen. For a few seconds, we were all looking at something we were definitely not supposed to see.

They stopped sharing, then started again, then asked, “Can everyone see this?” even though it was already very clearly on the screen. Everyone said yes. Then they started moving the mouse around slowly like they were introducing us to it. They kept saying things like, “So right here,” while circling something that didn’t actually explain anything.

At some point they opened another window, which covered the thing they were trying to show. No one said anything. We all just watched. They apologized for the confusion, but then continued doing the exact same thing. Eventually they found what they were looking for, but by then it didn’t feel important anymore.

When they were done, they said, “Hopefully that helped.” No one confirmed that it did.

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